A Dog’s Hearing

My dogs like to pretend they can’t hear me. I swear they do. I tell them to get off the deck and they stand there. I say go play and they stand there. I walk away from the door turn my back for a second, and they get off the deck and go play. Turds….

Almost 5 Going on 82

I took the 4-year-old to Walmart today. She wanted to help me pick out presents for her big sis’s birthday. I wanted to get her some new eyeshadow and brushes, so we headed to that aisle. As I’m perusing three “different” shades of black eyeliner, one called something like blackest, my daughter pipes up.  “Mommy,…

Grass Attack

My youngest daughter dislikes grass, but this morning was hilarious! She was running around outside, while her sisters waited for their bus. Well she was wearing flip-flops and decided to run around in the grass, forgetting her disdain for the green menace. And on top of it already being grass, it had the nerve to…

I Sort of Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Meeeee….

My HOH friends, I completely forgot to share this story that happened a few weeks ago!! So I’m sitting in the car parked and waiting for my daughter to get out of choir practice. I decided to watch some of my saved videos on my phone. You know the ones. The Tasty meals that you…

Road Trippin #writeon

This week’s writing prompt was to tell a favorite high school or college story.  I have so many awesome stories for those times of my life, but I have to say my favorites come from my first year of college. My roommate and I were from the same town, and both had a spirit of…

Un-Moe-tivational

Sigh. Why is it so hard to come up with interesting things to blog about? I was going to post my hubby’s stuffin’ muffin recipe today, but alas, here I am writing about why I’m not posting it. Let me break down what I was thinking…WARNING: You are about to enter the inner sanctum of…

Bon Voyage, Binka

I wrote this nice long post about how I had taken away my daughter’s “binka”, a.k.a her pacifier. I can’t remember what I wrote, but it was full of wit and funny little references, but now it has gone to that big, cyber void in the sky. So now my post will be short and…

Two, half-two, nothing,four.

My husband and I have moved a lot. I mean like 5 times going on 6 now. In the midst of moving hell this week, I decided to blog a little about the “joys” of moving.  Here are just a few things I’ve learned: #1 There is never enough bubble wrap. Today, somewhere around box…